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Random Thoughts on retardism

1. Buong christmas season wala akong ginawa kundi matulog at kumaen. At tumakbo pag gabi. At manood ng TV. Sa panonood ko, napadaan ako sa channel 97 (Kung Orbit ka, GMA 7 yun). Pansin ko lang yung station ID nila for Christmas.. pati na rin yung mga fillers ng kung sino-sinong artista.. I dunno if its just me, pero ang parang lumalabas na mensahe e lahat ng batang pinoy ay retarded o autistic. Nung una ko yung napanood, kasama ko si J – nagkatinginan kame bigla, like we where thinking the same thoughts:

Message: Batang Pinoy = Retarded/Autistic

Hindi naman totoo yun diba? I dunno about you guys, pero kame na walong anak sa pamilya, nagsimula lang magmanifest ang pagkaautistic namen when we hit 17.

Ha!

2. I confirmed that the world has gone bonkers when I saw a certain local artista na itatago natin sa pangalang Rarian Mivera na nagtatatalak at nagiiyak sa TV dahil nang tanungin ang isa pang certain local-but-with-considerably-more-talent artista tungkol sa umano’y pagbubuntis ni RM e sumagot ito ng….

….

wala!

(actually, ngumiti sya. and that was the fucking problem)

when i first heard this (from Ana my chikadora officemate), I was like, ‘WTF?!?’ Then, when I got home and heard about it again on 24 Oras, I was like, ‘crazy fucking bitch’ sabay banat ng condescending na ngiti. Retarded din ba sya? Related ba sila ni Hayden Kho (sino daw?) Haha!

3. I know si Kris Aquino retarded talaga, mayaman lang. Kaya yung ginawa nyang ‘pambabastos’ sa alaala ni Marky Cielo, patawarin na natin. Retarded nga e.

4. Baket may mga tao (o lahi) na pakiramdam nila nakakahigit sila sa ibang tao (o lahi) na meron silang karapatan sa lahat ng bagay na binigay ni God (or ni Allah, or ni Buddha, or ni Oprah) at pag hindi nila to nakuha e tama lang na magpaulan sila ng rockets sa Gaza at pumatay ng mga 4-year old girls?

Baket may mga tao (o grupo ng tao) na pilit iniimpose ang mga paniniwala nila sa ibang tao, na umaabot na sa puntong pagbabanta na pagpapapatayin nila ang mga schoolgirls na makikita nilang umaattend ng klase, just because they believe that women are not worthy of formal education?

Sagot: kasi retarded sila. Their intellect had been stuck in the the era of the fucking dinosaurs, thereby retarding their ability to cope with the new century norms where everyone, even those with mental disabilities, has equal rights. They are retarded in ways that can they can never comprehend for as long as they are trapped within their morally and socially-backward ways.

O, diba, sumerious??

5. On a slightly different note, I patched things up with an old friend. I am happy. A new year is coming, work is good, family is healthy, J is still patient with me, I am improving my photography and most importantly I remain sane inspite of all the retarded people/things/situations/boss around me.

I love my life, and I love all my friends, even the retarded ones. 😀

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